{"id":4481,"date":"2020-04-07T15:55:35","date_gmt":"2020-04-07T13:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bullesbygundula.com\/?p=4481"},"modified":"2020-04-08T15:54:05","modified_gmt":"2020-04-08T13:54:05","slug":"hens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bullesbygundula.com\/en\/hens\/","title":{"rendered":"Hens"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright\"><img src=\"http:\/\/bullesbygundula.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Pixabay-poule-.jpg\" alt=\"http:\/\/bullesbygundula.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Pixabay-poule-.jpg\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The village idiot thinks he\u2019s a grain of wheat. He receives psychiatric treatment and is allowed to leave as he\u2019s been cured.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An hour later, he comes back in total panic.<br>\u201cYou know you\u2019re not a grain of wheat!\u201d cry the psychiatrists.<br>To which the idiot replies: \u201cI know that! But the hens don\u2019t!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Isn\u2019t that something that happens time and time again in life?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Julien has finally started his diet but his friends say that he won\u2019t be able to go without sweet things.<br>Marie decides to become self-employed but everyone around her tells her that she needs the security of a job in a big company.<br>Pierre has finally decided to leave his wife but his friends insist that they make a great couple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our lives are full of hens like these who haven\u2019t noticed that we\u2019ve changed and tell us that we are and always will be a grain of wheat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What about you? What have you changed about yourself during the holidays that the hens around you still haven\u2019t noticed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The village idiot thinks he\u2019s a grain of wheat. He receives psychiatric treatment and is allowed to leave as he\u2019s been cured. An hour later, he comes back in total panic.\u201cYou know you\u2019re not a grain of wheat!\u201d cry the psychiatrists.To which the idiot replies: \u201cI know that! But the hens don\u2019t!\u201d Isn\u2019t that something that happens time and time again in life? Julien has finally started his diet but his friends say that he won\u2019t be able to go without sweet things.Marie decides to become self-employed but everyone around her tells her that she needs the security of a job in a big company.Pierre has finally decided to leave his wife but his friends insist that they make a great couple. Our lives are full of hens like these who haven\u2019t noticed that we\u2019ve changed and tell us that we are and always will be a grain of wheat. What about you? What have you changed about yourself during the holidays that the hens around you still haven\u2019t noticed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2289],"tags":[2377,2564,2565,2566],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v16.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/bullesbygundula.com\/en\/hens\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Hens - Bulles de bonheur\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The village idiot thinks he\u2019s a grain of wheat. He receives psychiatric treatment and is allowed to leave as he\u2019s been cured. 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